g strings

I have a few words to say about g strings (i am only mentioning this becouse it was recently broght up in my wifes face book) ... first word (irritation) why would any one give them selves a wedgy..... second (laundry) you may think why laundry, well when to maintain some decency whail speaking of a gross subjuct laundry seems to work,, to me laundry is dirty, stinky, and when it is underclothing it is usally crusty.. i dont think i need to say more ecept not being a perticipant in the g string fad i am not sure but do you throw them away after one use? if not laundry. ....third (slut) yes the undies of the hoe, the tramp, the jesibell ....fourth (fire) this one as well is pritty self explanitory and once again never having partoke of the practice of self butt crack mutilation i am only gessing with this one.... (liers) i have been told they are cofortable and i gess i could see how they could be if you had 100 pair woven into a substantial pice of clothing. ....last i hope i have not offended any one who reads this becouse if i have that would mean you wear a g string and i could no longer shake your crusty string infested hand sorry.