Saturday, June 27, 2009

its awsome

I have an attractive ear. yes it is true my right ear is hot not so much my left but my right is stunning. you may ask yourself ? what?! don't, just go with it, don't be jealous we all cant have an attractive ear. how did i discover this fabulous attribute well i noticed it in my rear view mirror. me not having anything else to crow about, this discovery made my day. really, i at first was doubtful but after observing literally a couple of ears both in person and on the telly i discovered a mess off pierced, cauliflower, squished, crocked, nasty, wort ed, blobs that posed as a hearing devise slapped up the side of peoples heads. as for mine "big "yes but its hugeness just makes its perfect form visible for all. i have a particularly lushes lob. if for instance i was stupid enough to tarnish my lobs perfectness by a piercing it would be ah inspiring as it would only point out my lobs perfect symmetry. do i boast "heck yes i do" but its not boasting if it is true. so next time i see you i suspect i will see a wondering eye as you try to glimpse the ear of which i speak.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

ists done

the lights have dimmed and the sun has set on yet another gathering of the klan. time has passed and my guess is so has the travel gas. i have found that trips home are generally made with more hast partly because of travel gas and although party's are great fun and rejuvenating in there own way home is always best were ever that may be. my thoughts on the reunion? i got tired. i love getting to gather and talking and talking till in the am's talking. i don't like to miss a joke a chuckle or a late night apple beer which by the way thank you buff for the plentiful supply i feel all were quenched. how fun is it to see the kids run around. for those who care i have unleashed the dog to his great joy and he has managed to make a mess of the mess. ( not wise to leave garbage out) my children already miss your children which i take for a good sign and i pissed owen and frans off by allowing miller to take the cards o well i know were some more are. it only took me till Tuesday night to recover from the all night er which by the way i did because that is what my dad would of done and i want to be like my dad. i am impressed with you all and appreciate you just being you its nice to know that in this messed up world that there are at least some who will hang out with a shy neurotic o.c.d. freak who smells and cant spell but likes to have a good time and to talk about fun times and can eat food and sleep with the best of them. i love you all and hope jay and carri are doing better with health issues and hope john and his family
get hunkered down in there new surroundings. we missed you and prayed for you. till we gather again in some pore unsuspecting coroner of space i bid you a farewell and a salutation of some sort of which i have yet to think of --------------P.S. i think spell check needs some work!