Sunday, February 21, 2010

personal space

I have been spending a great deal of time thinking about astrophysics and the theory of everything. On a recent winter scout outing i came to the sudden and startling realisation that i have a personal space bubble. i discovered this as a scout unintentionally invaded my personal space bubble as he removed his sock and placed his withered foot in between the front seat on our return journey. it became apparent that not only do i have a personal space bubble but that space bubble can be fogged. to perhaps further enlighten you in this fogging i quote a scout who said" i like scout camps because you don't have to worry about things like hugging" although i had already learned this fact to hear it from the very offender was stunning and to emphasis his statement the wind shifted just so leaving me with an indelible impression that still lingers. no sooner did i learn i had a personal space bubble i found a way to use it to my advantage. i refer to it as a defense mechanism. I'm not a real touchy feely kind of guy and i discovered that if i fog my own personal space bubble people will keep there distance. i also discovered some are able to fog what would appear to be a enormous space bubble so completely it interferes with others space bubbles including animals like bears. all in all this new discovery may just be the answer to everything or at least some questions anyway.