the green movment "stinks"

i have on occasion been told that my hygienic aroma has some thing to be desired. for all who don't know me i must say my smell is well not top an my list of things to deal with. i care, don't get me wrong i just care less than you. i am happy to announce that do to the green movement we all can and will join the ranks of those who reek. now try to follow my thoughts here. it starts with water conservation saying you cant use as much water to shower. less shower more stinky. then in the interest to save a tree we will be asked or rather compelled to use less toilet paper i can see that going bad quickly. i have seen and smelled various brands of organic deodorant and soaps I'm not impressed not only do they smell bad i think it would be easier and better to just rub bark or pine needles under your arm. speaking of underarms I'm afraid for you ladies who find hair under their gross because it will soon be a sign of your participation in the saving of the earth. on a similar note the hairy leg look will soon follow. as for the shampoo i only have positive things to say. i was fortunate enough to get to use a hemp or marijuana shampoo. that was the most mellow shower i have ever had. (just wondering how do hippies with dreadlocks make the decision to shampoo or not with marijuana shampoo isn't that what you call a paradox. speaking of docks soon we wont have socks to cushion are feet on rocks on are walk around blocks o well that's hard knocks. when i don't were socks well lets just say new species which may be a good thing who is to say. so to sum it up next time you are passed by a hippie and that pungent aroma of a non bather, razerless, bark rubbing, hemp scrubbing, none wiping, dreadlocked, green toothed, crosseyed, thong wearing, nerd of the organic, stings your olfactory nerve take a deep breath and try to get use to it because that is what green smells like.

scout camp

i found it interesting to see my scouts all showered up and clean. i glanced twice as the sent of six different kinds of Colon wafted my direction. at second glance their hair was combed and clean close we adorning there freshly cleaned bodies. this struck me as strange especially this late in camp normally the fourth day all fresh clothing has been soiled in some way or another. curiosity pricked and i began to question what an earth was going on. finding one or two clean scouts may be expected but all of them. i started a little investigation and began to look into the matter. i remember being 12 or 14 years old at least i thought i did. i remember going to scout camp but i can not recall ever showering at one. so in my mind there has got to be some reason. my investigating turned up a likely suspect apparently not to far distant their was a girls scout camp. although not in session apparently there was enough pheromones still lingering in the air to cause the boys to react in a not typical fashion or maybe it is typical I'm the only one who never showered when i went to scout camp who knows

is that its eye dad

the restaurant Won King was only slightly crowded as me owen and frans entered. it was different some how. as i read the home made signs posted every were i realised that my favorite Chinese buffay has just jumped to a new level of awesome . with many excellent food selections my stomach gurgled hungrily as i read about the new sea food options that were now available. me and the boys don't get many opportunities to eat fish due to the fact that jenny despises it. so to celebrate are week of bachelorhood wail jenny relaxed in Vegas we set out to dine on fish. the fresh smell of simmering food under heat lamps wafted toward our table making us salivate. after are first trip to the smorgasbord of deliciousness we sat chop sticks in hand ready to feed our hunger. i personal dug in voraciously and noticed after several oysters and a fist full of sweet and sour pork frans was hesitating. this was not his first visit to the buffay and all food on his plate was asked for by him. i asked what? he replied do i eat the tail dad. well with shrimp you don't eat the tail so i said no. i see they took the brains out of this one he said and then proceeded to name all the parts that were missing from the squid, crab, fish extra. i found this kind of comical but judging from the green hue of those around us his anatomy lesson of the sea food was less than a hit. i get it, not all people think about what they are eating as much as frans dose and i do take the blame for that i have felt it important to make sure my kids have a good idea were there food came from for example i might say hay kids did you know you are eating cow butt..

good heck

its great got woken up at 2:00 am to go out and work and now here i sit wide awake with nothing to do. my stupid tv shuts down at mid night and locks me out or i would be watching some mindless dribble on that useless contraption so i try ed to face book that wont work either and i finally got my blog to work or i would still be mindlessly drifting threw the web trying to occupy time till i relax enough to get to sleep o ya did i mention that jenny is in Vegas so leaving the light on is an option i wish i was in the middle of a good book or even had a movie i wanted to see but Alas i don't maybe a hot bath is in order or a soke in the hot tub maybe some worm milk which is easy sense the boys don't put it back in the frig but i don't think i can get through the lumps this late at night so blaa blaa i guess I've bored you enough so i will quit this late night rant with a final word triethaldiclorinate