the green movment "stinks"

i have on occasion been told that my hygienic aroma has some thing to be desired. for all who don't know me i must say my smell is well not top an my list of things to deal with. i care, don't get me wrong i just care less than you. i am happy to announce that do to the green movement we all can and will join the ranks of those who reek. now try to follow my thoughts here. it starts with water conservation saying you cant use as much water to shower. less shower more stinky. then in the interest to save a tree we will be asked or rather compelled to use less toilet paper i can see that going bad quickly. i have seen and smelled various brands of organic deodorant and soaps I'm not impressed not only do they smell bad i think it would be easier and better to just rub bark or pine needles under your arm. speaking of underarms I'm afraid for you ladies who find hair under their gross because it will soon be a sign of your participation in the saving of the earth. on a similar note the hairy leg look will soon follow. as for the shampoo i only have positive things to say. i was fortunate enough to get to use a hemp or marijuana shampoo. that was the most mellow shower i have ever had. (just wondering how do hippies with dreadlocks make the decision to shampoo or not with marijuana shampoo isn't that what you call a paradox. speaking of docks soon we wont have socks to cushion are feet on rocks on are walk around blocks o well that's hard knocks. when i don't were socks well lets just say new species which may be a good thing who is to say. so to sum it up next time you are passed by a hippie and that pungent aroma of a non bather, razerless, bark rubbing, hemp scrubbing, none wiping, dreadlocked, green toothed, crosseyed, thong wearing, nerd of the organic, stings your olfactory nerve take a deep breath and try to get use to it because that is what green smells like.