games i've found to avoid

i got a really big dog who makes messes. it has become apparent to me that a 50 pound bag of dog food produces at least that weight in dog deposits. i also found that a 50 pound bag of dog food lasts a week, see my problem. now with that in mind here are some games my family has learned to be less fun under these conditions. kite flying... think about it were are you looking not down. this leads to games like blind mans bluff ...fun for everyone but the blind man. bocci ball... o crap literally crap on the ball. picnics... out of the question. the slip and slide take on a hole new dimension. red light green light... holding still with your nose that close to the problem proves difficult. bare foot in the grass not recommended. master may i ...not bad unless you have a vindictive son who thinks a soiled shoe hilarious. any running, jumping, rolling, sliding, frolicking type motion only increases the probability of a streak attack and the after jeers and shunning which follows this is great by the way. i most regretfully inform you that only through trial and error have i brought this list to you . for all the hokansons in June the reunion is going to be a blast or should i day a squish.