what ever

hay its been. time... its what you run out of, wish you had more of, and wonder were it went. now pie is what you run out of , wish you had more of, and wonder were it went but there are no great thoughts or studies on the pie perhaps we are missing the mark here. you may ask yourself why, i say why why, why not what ever, just go with it, deal with it ,you cant do anything about it so what ever. I've noticed those with the most advice to give is the person who if they used there own advise would probably not give the advise they just gave you. in a poetic way i was informed i wasn't the center of the universe so ill just have to remain the center of the world some times there are disappointments in life what ever.

games i've found to avoid

i got a really big dog who makes messes. it has become apparent to me that a 50 pound bag of dog food produces at least that weight in dog deposits. i also found that a 50 pound bag of dog food lasts a week, see my problem. now with that in mind here are some games my family has learned to be less fun under these conditions. kite flying... think about it were are you looking not down. this leads to games like blind mans bluff ...fun for everyone but the blind man. bocci ball... o crap literally crap on the ball. picnics... out of the question. the slip and slide take on a hole new dimension. red light green light... holding still with your nose that close to the problem proves difficult. bare foot in the grass not recommended. master may i ...not bad unless you have a vindictive son who thinks a soiled shoe hilarious. any running, jumping, rolling, sliding, frolicking type motion only increases the probability of a streak attack and the after jeers and shunning which follows this is great by the way. i most regretfully inform you that only through trial and error have i brought this list to you . for all the hokansons in June the reunion is going to be a blast or should i day a squish.

easter funny

picture a family gathering for Easter. eggs have been sought and found children in varies stages of sugar overload are bouncing in and out of the house. plump adults in a eating stupor are lounging on soft sofas throwing out the banter and the topic of pukeing children for Sunday comes up. arguments ensue of which parent gets to stay home with the kids then quiets down as jenny informs me that the only way i will get to stay home with the kids is if i puke. it isat this point the quote of the century exits the sweet mouth of our 9 year old niece she said " well if you want to puke you can try to touch your uvula" instantly several things run through my mind all of which are gut busting funny i must say thanks for the thoughts .

you tell me

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what can you learn from an eye brow.

i draw your attention to the irregular eye brow hairs pay no attention to the hauntingly gorgeous eyes that penetrate into your very soul

i propose you can tell a lot from the eye brow think of the stern full brow of a dictator or a tyrant such as Lennon or pulpot or even clinton

i have noticed the ratty unkempt brow of brilliants consider Einstein for example a man so brilliant that eye brow care is far from his forethought

now consider the well groomed brow well maintained by waxing or plucking dose not this indicate hiding or putting on a facade putting up a fake face.( woman don't count just men)

what is to be said about the uni brow i fill it speaks for itself it jumps right out there its bold daring and a little neanderthal

just some thoughts so maybe you to will consider the brow and give it the notice it deserves recognize its prominence its importance because with out one or two in some cases you would probably look different.

yuck

i was just reminded of working in the retread plant unfortionatly it was becouse i was changing jax's dipper nasty